Ages of man (condensed version)

Posted on August 19, 2007
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  • 16 When you can get a driver’s license. J
  • ? When you first get into a bar without being asked for ID. J
  • 18 When you can vote. J L
  • 19 When you can first get into a bar legally and can produce ID. J
  • 3? When you are last asked for an ID. Highest compliment to women in their 30’s. J
  • 5? When you are first asked if you get the seniors’ discount. L
  • 55 When you qualify for first seniors’ discount. J L
  • 5? When cash register clerk says you don’t look old enough to qualify for seniors’ discount. J
  • 60 When you qualify for most seniors’ discounts. J
  • When you qualify to collect Canada Pension Plan benefits. J
  • 6? The last time a cash register clerk says you don’t look old enough to qualify for a seniors’ discount. L
  • 65 When you qualify for Old Age Security pension. J

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