A redneck baby shower
How do you even put this show into words? We've been following Redneck Island on CMT all season long, mostly in an effort to track the journey of Kingwood native Hunter Larsen, who's still holding strong after three episodes (even though Pasadena's own Deidre was sent home on the first episode, and Brittney from Teague bit Nike Air Max 2016 Womens the dust this week).
What started as keeping an eye out for Hunter has turned into an anthropological study of pure redneck crazy. Take this week's episode, during which contestant Tank learned he would be a father. The contestants Discount Air Max 2016 Black Orange Purple USA in the house decided Discount Air Max 2016 Black Orange Purple USA to throw him a baby shower. Totally sane, normal move.
The shower for Tank got out of hand pretty quickly, with contestants drinking beer from baby bottles, charting baby stroller race courses that (obviously) culminated in a chugging contest, and whatever it is that Tank's doing in the photo above.
Here are some of our favorite memories from this week's episode:
From the celebrations:
Tank, upon learning his girlfriend is pregnant: "I can't wait to rub your little Baby Tank Nike Air Max Womens in your belly."
Hunter at the shower: "It's tough to drink beer out of a baby bottle. I had to bite a hole. I don't know how babies do it."
Cody, during his frosting fight filled birthday party: "I couldn't be more happier.
From the challenge, during which contestants had to capture flags while climbing up a 60 foot poll:
Bo: "You haven't seen a 240 pound squirrel before, but you're about to."
Heather, on the power of visualizations to get her through her fear of heights: "Last year I called upon puppies and beer, I guess for my happy thoughts to get me through it."